New Song: Maybe Your God's On The Toilet

Maybe Your God's On The Toilet [2011] Humour 
Some might say that sarcasm ain't the language of Zion
Interfaith conference on Mount Carmel
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We use different paths to climb the same mountain
So let's build a safe place to explore the terrain

We're all part of ancient faith communities

There may be common ground that we can embrace

No one person has all the answers

So let's try to find the things that unite

I hope that you'll be part of the conversation

I'll share my feelings first if you like

Maybe your god's on the toilet

Maybe he can't get to the phone

maybe the man with the plan, the whole world in his hands

Sits on a porcelain throne

Maybe he's making a pit stop

Loosing a couple of pounds

Either way he's not home so leave your prayer at the tone

Perhaps he'll answer you when he comes out

I hope I haven't somehow offended you

I hope I haven't said something wrong

Because you practice human sacrifice

And you outnumber me four hundred to one

You fundamentalists don't think humour

Has a place within religious debate

But I'm just trying to facilitate a paradigm shift

So lighten up you prophets of Baal

Maybe your god's on the toilet

Doing a poop or a pee

Is he still in control when he's sat on the bowl

And he's bombing the porcelain sea?

Maybe he's mixing some concrete

Maybe he's moving some earth

He's dropping some logs, seeing a man 'bout a dog

So perhaps we should just call off the search

Some might say that sarcasm ain't the language of Zion

And I should wash my potty mouth out when I'm through

But ask brother James, maybe he can explain

I'm a man, just a man, just like you

Maybe your god's on the toilet

Trying to do number two

Grow a tail, hang a rat, park a coil, send a fax

Drop the kids off at the pool

Maybe he's blasting a dookie

Punching a growler somewhere

He's taking a slam, he's pinching a yam

But it doesn't mean that he doesn't care

Maybe he's laying some wolf bait

Maybe he's laying a brick

He's going boom boom in the little boys room

He'll come out when he's launched the big ship

Maybe your god's on the toilet

But I'm starting to entertain doubts

So I guess I'll just go 'cos your god's a no-show

And if he's in there then he's not coming out.

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