Slow Motion Riot (The Kids Album)

Part of my FAWM challenge was to co-write with some of my pupil (aged 8-10 generally) and my own children.

You can download the whole album or get individual songs below. I'd love to hear your comments here.

(You can download the songs I wrote with grown ups here)

Get The Album 

Slow Motion Riot - The Album! - All 14 songs plus a mystery bonus track and liner notes pdf FREE!!

Individual Songs

I Lost My Capo

A sample mash up, made with my kids almost entire from toys and found sounds

Mortal Engines

My son Chico, made a mash up track of garageband loops and asked me to do some crazy guitar over the top. I did.

MP3 -

Bananas In Ice Cream Land

He smells of coffee, even though he's a banana. He has a girlfriend who lives in Havana...

MP3 -

Pandas From Outer Space

If you're made of bamboo then they're coming for you

MP3 -

Rock My Chair

Everyone has done it. Everyone has been told off for doing it. Even Willow Smith.

MP3 - 

Old Man's Facial Hair

If Michael Jackson's Thriller was really about all the food in your Dad's beard it would sound like this

MP3 -


A spoken word scary story about undead kittens and stuff. Bwah hah hah....

MP3 -

Submarine Survivor

A rap song about repainting submarines. Whaddaya mean another band wrote a song about a colourful subaquatic vehicle? Are you sure????

MP3 -

I Like To Play The Guitar

It's fun, fun, fun when you strum, strum, strum

MP3 -

I Broke My Leg On A Monkey

The true story about how I injured my leg

MP3 -

The Path

A guitar instrumental. Joe Satriani in a mellow mood playing in the court of Elizabeth I.

MP3 -

Cliff Jumper

A 52 second stroll along Beachy Head. Wait. Isn't that Mr Blick? Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!


Do Not Sit In The Chair

Especially the yoghurt chair. Don't say we didn't warn you...

Download the lyrics
Download the mp3

I'm The Only One Who Knows The Lyrics

You can't sing it...

MP3 -