“This is an M-80, which is 1/8 of a stick of dynamite. Once some friends threw one into a room I was in and when it blew up it was so loud I couldn’t hear afterward for a few seconds. It felt like it sucked out all the air in the room and I couldn’t breathe.” Now I had the rapt, if not somewhat nervous, attention of every single child in the class...
This is the funniest post I've read for a while.
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